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We might be a little weird


A few years ago, Jilda and I got a wild hair and painted our front door purple.  The next day when our young niece Samantha walked over from her house next door, she said to us “you know people around here are going to think you’re weird.”  Jilda and I both beamed with a sense of accomplishment.  This column will likely extend the audience well beyond “people around here.”

You see, we had an old friend that lived in our barn for several years. He was quite, polite, and didn’t leave a mess.  He got rid of all the rats and mice that lived in the barn. He also kept most of the unwanted visitors away from the sheds. Our friend was a chicken snake. He was roughly eight feet long and shed his skin about once a year leaving one continuous skin that looked ghostlike – if snakes had ghosts
We saw him from time to time coiled up in a tangled mound near a loft window of the barn, warming in the morning sun. Every now and then when I went to the barn to cut grass or fetch a tool, I saw him dangling from a rafter or poking his head through a crack in the walls. 

I have an old black and white picture of Jilda and me along with four of our friends standing side by side holding a s skin that he had shed. It’s an impressive graphic that shows the size of the beast.

Some time later, a neighbor that lived next door called me over to the fence.  We chatted as the warm evening sun was setting to the west. During our conversation, he mentioned that he had killed a snake in his yard that was almost as long as his car. My heart sank because I knew it was our old friend.

The barn remained unguarded until one Saturday during the summer of 2006.  I was painting our mailbox when I heard a commotion coming from Samantha’s house. I dropped everything and ran over to check things out. My sister-in-law had almost stepped on a young chicken snake about three feet long that was sunning on the bottom step of their porch.  

I reached down and caught the snake just behind the head and it quickly wrapped its body around my arm. Debbie almost fainted.  “I’ll take him to the barn,” I said.  “He better STAY there,” Debbie warned. I believe she may be a member of the group of people who feels that the only good snake is a dead snake.

I turned the critter loose in the barn, but I never saw where he had shed his skin so I assumed he had followed in the path of his grandpa.  

This past week I was on vacation and one day when we went for our walk, Jilda was in front of me talking away.  She and the dogs stepped over a “stick”.  After she got a few steps away, I pointed out that the stick she had just stepped over wasn’t really a stick, but a chicken snake about seven feet long.

I grabbed my phone and shot a picture but without something near the snake to show the scale, he looks small in the picture. 

While Jilda likes the thoughts of having the snake in the barn, standing close enough to the slider to get a picture to show scale was pretty much out of the question.

I know that most people will agree with our young niece Samantha and think that we are weird, but we both like the fact that Mr. Chicken Snake calls our barn home.
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